Somebody Stop the Pope

Story:

I was the pope, and spent 10 years saving the world from the brink of annihilation. I faced and overcame death countless times to save the world and barely returned to Earth, but then… [Warning! If you do not reach the required number of believers in 90 days, your system will restart!] "…Excuse me?" "Yes?" "…I've come to spread the word of God."